10 most stupid questions people usually ask in obvious situations.
1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/friends... Stupid Question:- Hey, what are you doing here? Answer:- Dont u know, .....
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July 13th, 2006
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| 10 most stupid questions people usually ask in obvious situations. 1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/friends... Stupid Question:- Hey, what are you doing here? Answer:- Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here.. 2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet... Stupid Question:- Sorry, did that hurt? Answer:- No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia.....why don't you try again. 3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask... Stupid Question:- Why, why him, of all people. Answer:- Why? Would it rather have been you? 4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter Stupid Question:- Is the "Butter Paneer Masala" dish good?? Answer:- No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occassionaly also spit in it. 5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after years... Stupid Question:- Munna, Chickoo, you've become so big. Answer:- Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself. 6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask... Stupid Question:- Is the guy you're marrying good? Answer:- No,he's a miserable wife-beating , insensitive lout...it's just the money. 7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call... Stupid Question:- Sorry. were you sleeping? Answer:- No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry or not. You thought I was sleeping....you dumb witted moron. 8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair... Stupid Question:- Hey have you had a haircut? Answer:- No, its autumn and I'm shedding...... 9. At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth... Stupid Question:- Tell me if it hurts? Answer:- No it wont. It will just bleed. 10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks... Stupid Question:- Oh, so you smoke. Answer:- Gosh, it's a miracle .......it was a piece of chalk and now it's in flames!!! |
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July 13th, 2006
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vadhiaa neee i shud note them down to diss ppl i dun lkee  |
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| Re: 10 most stupid questions people usually ask in obvious situations. Mein tan mssg bana ke forward kar te :D nice onez.  |
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July 14th, 2006
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| Re: 10 most stupid questions people usually ask in obvious situations. I had this email forwarded to me in around year 2000... phunny huh |
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July 14th, 2006
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main ta UNP do din pehla hi join kiti c |
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July 14th, 2006
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jadon kite bahar gaye hoeie te vapis ghar ayea ta mom puchnge............aa gia tu? te main hamesha ihi kenda: nai aje raste vich hi aa
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July 14th, 2006
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July 15th, 2006
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July 15th, 2006
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jab dil hi toot gaya to jee kar kaya karenge  |
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July 15th, 2006
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 Eh thread bana ke main wada dukhi hoya :hb  h h :uno  |
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July 15th, 2006
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koi naaa dujjaa thread banaa kee sukhii ho jayeooo |
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