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joke or facts whatever..read it.. 1. Only in America... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. .....


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Old July 25th, 2009
prithvi.k
 
Only In America!

joke or facts whatever..read it..





1. Only in America... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

2. Only in America... are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in America... do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

4. Only in America... do people order double cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

5. Only in America... do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

6. Only in America... do leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in America... do use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

8. Only in America... do buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

9. Only in America... do use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.

10. Only in America... do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille.
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Old July 27th, 2009
aksharsharma007
 
Re: Only In America!

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Old July 27th, 2009
[Hardeep]
 
Re: Only In America!

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Old August 27th, 2009
Pinky20043
 
Re: Only In America!

not 100 % true that it happen only in america.
Pizza deleivery is faster almost all countries. ( better than India, when ambulance never comes, people have to go themsleves )
Parking is also for all countries. Well, India has no such thing called handicap parking, so they dont know.
Priscription is not always in the back. Most of store has it by front, or by side.
Diet soda, is not for dieting. It has less caffene that's all.
About banks, they have chained pens, because they are not covered in insurance of bank.
answer machine and call waiting are two different things. I dont think i need to explain that.
Hot dogs and bunns comes in different packaging. Whatever the quantity you need, can buy.
nobody use the word politics to describe well process. It's been used to described for the process that makes the job done in different way.
Only in america, there are atm machines on every cornor.
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