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  #1  
Old May 17th, 2006
MAVERICK
 
Sidhuism : some quotes from Navjot Sidhu

1. That ball went so high it could have got an
airhostess down with it.



2. There is light at the end of the tunnel for India,
but it's that of an incoming train which will run them
over.



3. Experience is like a comb that life gives you when
you are bald.



5. Sri Lankan score is running like an Indian
taximeter.



7. Wickets are like wives - you never know which way
they will turn!



8. He is like Indian three-wheeler, which will suck a
lot of petrol but cannot go beyond 30!



9. The Indians are going to beat the Kiwis! Let me
tell you, my friend, that the Kiwi is the only bird in
the whole world, which does not have wings!



10. As uncomfortable as a bum on a porcupine.



11. The ball whizzes past like a bumblebee and the
Indians are in the sea.



12. The Indians are finding the gaps like a pin in a
haystack.



13. The pitch is as dead as a dodo.



14. Deep Dasgupta is as confused as a child is in a
topless bar!



15. The way Indian wickets are falling reminds of the
cycle stand at Rajendra Talkies in Patiala..! One
falls and everything else falls!



16. Indian team without Sachin is like giving a Kiss
without a Squeeze.



17. You cannot make Omelets without breaking the eggs.




18. Deep Dasgupta is not a Wicket Keeper, he is a
goalkeeper. He must be given a free transfer to
Manchester United.



19. He will fight a rattlesnake and give it the first
two bites too.



20. One, who doesn't throw the dice, can never expect
to score a six.



22. Anybody can pilot a ship when the sea is calm.



23. Nobody travels on the road to success without a
puncture or two.



24. You got to choose between tightening your belt or
losing your pants.



25. The cat with gloves catches no mice.



26. Age has been perfect fire extinguisher for flaming
youth.



27. You may have a heart of gold, but so does! A
hard-boiled egg.



28. He is like a one-legged man in a bum kicking
competition.



29. The third umpires should be changed as often as
nappies and for the same reason.



30. The world is all about mind and matter, I don't
mind and U don't matter...



31. In London they drive on the left, in India we
drive on what is left!

  #2  
Old May 17th, 2006
The Ominous
 
Re: Sidhuism : some quotes from Navjot Sidhu

BAi eh pehlan b kise post kite sii par vadia hai...SIDHU DA GREAT
  #3  
Old May 17th, 2006
Guest33
 
Re: Sidhuism : some quotes from Navjot Sidhu

NAVJOT SIDHU is GREAT..........
  #4  
Old May 17th, 2006
Pardesan Punjaban
 
Re: Sidhuism : some quotes from Navjot Sidhu

Originally Posted by jatti_sydney
NAVJOT SIDHU is GREAT..........
lush lush
rolf rolf rolf rolf
  #5  
Old May 18th, 2006
Guest33
 
Re: Sidhuism : some quotes from Navjot Sidhu

Originally Posted by Pardesan Punjaban
lush lush
rolf rolf rolf rolf
rolfrolfrolfrolfrolfrolfrolfrolfrolf
  #6  
Old May 18th, 2006
Pardesan Punjaban
 
Re: Sidhuism : some quotes from Navjot Sidhu

Originally Posted by jatti_sydney
NAVJOT SIDHU is GREAT..........
bhene when r u plaining to see him
vaase cricket vi sohni khedde
socer vi khed sakde
rolf rolf rolf rolf rolf
  #7  
Old May 18th, 2006
Kav
 
Re: Sidhuism : some quotes from Navjot Sidhu

Originally Posted by jatti_sydney
NAVJOT SIDHU is GREAT..........
hypocrite...........
  #8  
Old May 18th, 2006
Guest33
 
Re: Sidhuism : some quotes from Navjot Sidhu

Originally Posted by Kav
hyprocrite...........

plzzzzzzzzzzzz explain........................
  #9  
Old May 18th, 2006
Pardesan Punjaban
 
Re: Sidhuism : some quotes from Navjot Sidhu

Originally Posted by Kav
hyprocrite...........
aisa mat kaho
mer bhen da dil tut javega:hb :hb :hb :hb :hb
je meri bhen da dil tut gia fer mera dil tut havega:hb :hb :hb :hb

s s s s s s s





  #10  
Old May 18th, 2006
Kav
 
Re: Sidhuism : some quotes from Navjot Sidhu

Originally Posted by jatti_sydney
plzzzzzzzzzzzz explain........................
kade kise ne kiha si............

Originally Posted by jatti_sydney
like J@TTI I don't like him either..................
  #11  
Old May 18th, 2006
Kav
 
Re: Sidhuism : some quotes from Navjot Sidhu

Originally Posted by Pardesan Punjaban
aisa mat kaho
mer bhen da dil tut javega:hb :hb :hb :hb :hb
je meri bhen da dil tut gia fer mera dil tut havega:hb :hb :hb :hb

s s s s s s s





Bibi bala emotional na hoya karo................... naale rona band karo...............
  #12  
Old May 18th, 2006
Pardesan Punjaban
 
Re: Sidhuism : some quotes from Navjot Sidhu

Originally Posted by Kav
kade kise ne kiha si............

time de naal sab change ho jaanda
i month ch kee nahi ho sakda
rolf rolf rolf rolf rolf rolf rolf


  #13  
Old May 18th, 2006
Kav
 
Re: Sidhuism : some quotes from Navjot Sidhu

Originally Posted by Pardesan Punjaban
time de naal sab change ho jaanda
i month ch kee nahi ho sakda
rolf rolf rolf rolf rolf rolf rolf


sahi keha bibi................. dhyan rakhange.......... thode te trust karde hoye..................
  #14  
Old May 18th, 2006
MeHRaM
 
Re: Sidhuism : some quotes from Navjot Sidhu

ih sidhu 22 vakai hi great aa...es 22 da 3 baar thread ban gaya unp te.....ikk tan ahi aa...ikk KAV 22 ne banayia c.....ikk kisse greeb ne v banayia c jis de view tan 17-18 hoge par kisse insaan ne koi jawab ni ditta...check it here

http://www.unp.co.in/forum/showthrea...ight=sidhuisms

  #15  
Old May 18th, 2006
Guest33
 
Re: Sidhuism : some quotes from Navjot Sidhu

Originally Posted by Kav
kade kise ne kiha si............

time time naal choice badal jandi hai......now i'm Sidhu's best frnd.....
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